The Gentleman Comeback

The knowledge of how to be a gentleman is becoming an rappidly extinct. Guys are trying to be the "bad boy on the block", but this mentality is replacing the mentality of chivalry. Gentleman are becoming dinosaurs. I want to help create a comeback for chivalrous young men everywhere. For the basics, I'll give you guys some tips:

1) Don't curse in front of girls unless exremely necessary and that should be a rare ocasion.
2) Don't make obsene jokes around girls unless you have their permission.
3) Don't make obsene gestures to girls of any kind.
4) Don't ask girls about their weight! EVER!!!
5) Don't touch girls in an innappropriate fashion even if you're just kidding.
6) Walk on the outside of the sidwalk when walking with a girl outdoors.
7) Don't eat like we men do around girls. It may be agonizingly painful to eat that slow, but it's for the best.
8) Say, "Excuse me" if you burp in front of a girl. If you have a need to burp out of your south pole, try and not do it where the girl is standing... or where I'm standing for that matter.
9) Lend the girl your coat or jacket if she is cold or if it is raining.

These starter tips are a few of the rules a gentleman should abide by. I'm not saying that guys should walk around with a stick shoved up their hind quarters like the French, but try not to be disgusting around women. Its common courtesy. It's going to be hard at first, but develop good habits for later on in life. And by all means, do the exact opposite of the rules I have just stated if you're hanging out with guys! No guy wants to hang out with a pansie!